What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...