Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.