Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"