Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.