Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.