How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW