How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.