How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling