How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*