Staple food to the ceiling!
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Too many Negus.
You staple food on the ceilings.
Because their eggs stinked!
Cause he been solo.