Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!