Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.