Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!