Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!