Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!