lettuce turnip the beet
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
By adding some beets
Beets.
Beets me.
They turnip the beets!
He kept dropping the beets.
Because he dropped the beet.
Just beet it
Because they were missing a beet.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They couldn't keep a beet.
Beets by Dre
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PIGLET: Beets me!
Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
cause they're always dropping beets
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Yo, evolution: You missed one..
Chicken Caesar Salad
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
He never got banned.
You don't talk about fight club.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
It ran out of juice.
He was caught taking a leek.
Take me to the airport.
Because he was transitioning.
Because they like to get their daikon.