Beet Jokes

lettuce turnip the beet

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By adding some beets

They turnip the beets!

He kept dropping the beets.

Because he dropped the beet.

Just beet it

Because they were missing a beet.

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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They couldn't keep a beet.

Beets by Dre

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

PIGLET: Beets me!

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

cause they're always dropping beets

Where's my tractor?

Answer: Dr.Dre

You add 24 carrots.

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

They planet.

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

A flat fish !

Permanent waves !

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Dropping some ill beets.

PIGLET: Beets me!

Chicken Caesar Salad

Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

How do you make a salad wrap?

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

How do farmers party?

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Why did the vegetable band break up?

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Who raided my vegetable patch?

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

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