What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Fight Club Jokes More Fight Club Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"