Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre