Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.