Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.