What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.