What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!