Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!