Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.