How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!