How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

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Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep