How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?