How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.