Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.