Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.