Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.