Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue