What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

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What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy