What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What did one computer say to the other?

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What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.