What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.