How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.