Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.