What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.