He wanted to work overtime.
As a Canadian, this offends me.
Unioncorns.
Any place without a drive-up window.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
It was hard to make a living.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
