Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level