Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What the band's name?

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