What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."