What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Rady O'Gaga

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.