What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."