What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless