What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.