What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.