How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.