What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

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He made melon-ade

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Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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You've had whey too much!

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda