Whey Jokes

No whey Jos.

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No whey Jose.

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

The curds get in the whey!

Because it's whey strained.

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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They didn't get their whey.

How much do you whey bro

They're whey isolate.

You've had whey too much!

No whey Jose

Because two Eds are better than one.

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Never leave your buddy's behind.

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Bro, do you even shift?"

How much do you whey bro

A. No Whey Jose

No Whey Jose.

Because he's solo.

They're whey isolate.

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