What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.