What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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He's resisting a rest!"

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.