How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.