How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.