Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!