Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!