Because you should never drink and derive.
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Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
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He couldn't handle his boos.
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Because he saw the snowblower coming
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
The fourth wall
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Because it's a cold day in hell....
Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
one actually fights for change
The function of u to the n
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Bro, do you even function?
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