Because you should never drink and derive.
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Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A milk shake!
Because they don't have a function
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
A Greek Bank.
They have no function.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
He's looking over his shoulder
Prime Rib
A prime rib.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
I still love vista, baby
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
I think therefore I Amazon
