How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )