How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )