What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.