What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity