What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi