How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !