How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese