Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

You might also enjoy:

C.S. Lewis Jokes More C.S. Lewis Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Frodough Jokes More Frodough Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.