What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese