What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese