What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!