What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !