What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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He wanted a Trigger warning.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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A widow

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All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !