Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.