Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.