What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

Removed

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.