Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.