Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.