Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Internit Jokes More Internit Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.