Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.