What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks