What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe