What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.