To get to the other side.
Because they are the wurst.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
The punchline was too long
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
The execution.